A Lightning
man
Planet
Reptumoc
Sam's home page
[and a guide to planet Reptumoc]
Hello fellow homosapien, my name is Sam
although if you can't read my title you can't read
this.
You will come to know me as a worker for the Lightning
men
of planet Reptumoc whom are going to destroy the
universe.
[If you are in Congress,please don't read this.]
My Background
I live in Pompano Beach Florida and go to Crystal Lake Middle.
my father is a cashier and water purifier,
and my mother is a preschool teacher. I have Three dogs Ninja Lady,Cutter,
and Little Ninja [A.K.A. Malibu].
I also have a Amazon parrot Rainbow, and a cockateil Nessie.
My Interests
I like MAGIC THE GATHERING,
drawing,and blowing up stuff. My favorite
book is DANCES WITH WEREWOLVES,
and my favorite movie is Labyrinthology,
and I like corn dogs and bunnies.
Guide to planet Reptumoc:
The planet Reptumoc is many light years away and
is green and black and
is used by the lightning men as a base to destroy the universe.The
Lightning Men are creatures who are very smart and have planted many traps
to stop intruders and torture them in ways not clean enough to print.I
personally know all the traps and am very good at evading them.The planet
is also home to a lot of jackawihggiers who like to eat peoples intestines
and liver.
I guess you know everything about me now you can never read this
again so if you don't you will be fed to a jackawihggier.
The end [of the universe soon.]