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The Home of a Weirdo

Sara Hoffman

Hello you sucker and welcome to my home page, good luck understanding..... I'm very glad that you made it this far . . . and I hope that you'll stick around long enough to get to know just a little bit more about me and my life, but like you really CARE.. Example Image

This is not me.... its a guy that was on the composer when I loaded it... ain't it pre'dy wow you've made it this far.... you survived

Me (the syco) Gee... me... this is a long story Are you scared yet? Now I was born in a place called never-never land. Not really, I was born in a really cool place in Tennessee. With a history.... the atom bomb perhaps. If you guessed Oak Ridge.... you WIN NOTHING!!! But I said "buh-bye" too that place and hello to Texas.... Now I live in a "nice place to visit, but not to live" and I'm only skidding....

YES, I AM A TREE WITH ARMS

My Stuff I guess that the best - and fastest - way to really get to know me (but like you would) is by discovering what I like. So here goes . . . I like to snowboard, but it's real difficult to do in Texas.... I also run track, play baseball, and swim "Sleep is good, fire is good, life is, well life" - ME

My Personal Records I have none, i'm not REAL

look I can paint

Links to KILL BARNEY

38 ways to KILL Barney Die already, you purple thing Barney = Satan

LINKS TO COOL STUFF be scared Another way to really get to know someone - especially someone who spends as much time on the Internet as I do - is to learn their favorite sites: Playsite - the funkiest place in the world The Texas Rangers - the best team in the world

South Park

ohmigod, i just killed kenny... SouthPark HOME PAGE YouKilledKenny.com South Park West THE SIMPSONS hey... I got a question... What are the first two words said on the first episode? If you know that one then, what are the second and third words? e-mail me: wickedcreature@mailexcite.com "The meaning of life is TV" - Homer Simpson Simpson Wavs Creating Net Sites (Because Netscape always seems to be at least one step ahead of the crowd when it comes to the Internet.)

Send me e-mail to: whats happening? tell me how much my site sucks!!

and if you want or care to know where I got this animated junk.... it's http://animatedgifs.simplenet.com/

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